Who let the dogs out?

Ask any teenager…..

Who farted?

FFS

who let the dogs out?

Open the windows

by Offensive Name February 11, 2023

Dog Man: Mothering Heights

Okay just admit that you read dog man -_-

Cool Dog Man: Mothering Heights book!!

by WEAR MASKS!! December 17, 2020

Vagina ate my dog

It is very nice and a Chinese tradition

Person: my vagina ate my dog
Dog: gets eaten my vagina

by Pussy water bitch November 27, 2019

dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

by Madman623 January 14, 2014

your dog gay lol

similar to "your mom gay lol" but to specifically catch people off guard by calling their dog gay instead of their mom

guy1: you suck
guy2: yeah but your dog gay lol
guy1: confused and scared

by sloppymemes May 9, 2018

big country corn dog

When you wrap both your hands around someone else's hand and masturbate.

Hey "chi chi" would like a big country corn dog?

by Cryspie March 11, 2019

big dog nut fuck

When your mediocre dog has mad nut disease and is obvious to his obesity

Bro my dog hit me with that big dog nut fuck

by Big dog nut fuck April 3, 2019