by Ringwoodbitych October 17, 2019

A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.
Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.
by Misterstealyourgurl June 21, 2023

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀
by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle
by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 16, 2010

by ScottieTheTimelord March 19, 2018

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.
When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.
by candiedbones September 21, 2021

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023
