Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012
Get the Satellite Friendmug. A group of friends. there will be two white ones abs two brown ones. the white ones will have another group without the brown ones. they will be racist to the brown ones.
by bananamonkey 69 October 17, 2020
Get the friend groupmug. It's the step below the friend zone, that is fortified when said person tries to impress you with a PLC. Such a person also failed the Edwards Test three times by not studying how to tie a noose the night before the exam.
Hey, if you keep telling me how I need to take a course in getting bitches, I'll demote you to discord friend.
by ejmck123 May 21, 2020
Get the Discord Friendmug. friend should be this A friend is someone you love and who loves you, someone you respect and who respects you, someone whom you trust and who trusts you. A friend is honest and makes you want to be honest, too. A friend is loyal.
but they are backstabbing bitches that are liar and dumbass. if you have a friend like that say fuck them and unfriend them. don't be pussy
but they are backstabbing bitches that are liar and dumbass. if you have a friend like that say fuck them and unfriend them. don't be pussy
jovan was be called name and trevor was make racist jokes. jovan friend side with trevor.#pussy#not racists#fuck friends
by jojo34567 November 30, 2018
Get the friendsmug. by IWannaRailStardewSeb April 1, 2021
Get the Best Friendmug. BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
Mike is my best-friend-gayle. We've known each other a long time.
People think we're together, but we're not. She's my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
People think we're together, but we're not. She's my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
by gmcqueen June 19, 2017
Get the best-friend-gaylemug. Mature way of saying "friends with benifits". Used when adults are in the beginning stages of a relationship when sex is encouraged by both parties.
by LadyRose July 7, 2016
Get the Light friendsmug.