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Whore

A girl sexy enough that people will pay her for sex and then go on social media and and use prostitution as a platform to promote fake morality to gain political or religious prominence and power. As the sheep baa and cheer the moral character of the "John" who goes to a professional sex provider cause his partner thinks missionary with a nightlight on is kinky and showers her with jewelry, lingerie, exotic perfumes and brings his wife home a 5 in 1 stylus from dollar store that she uses to text her tennis instructor Janis who thinks she's breathtaking and smart and are madly in love and met because the whore told his wife because he comes to her money in hand each week saying she's a princess and his true soul mate and then goes out publicly denouncing prostitution and wishes he could reinstitute stoning to death as a way to punish these purveyors of filth that has led to the downfall of society. So the whore, the wife and the lesbian walk into a bar and they all know how to hold their liquor, by the ears as they plot to expose this righteous moral character that never read anything but the book of psalms of the quite beautiful but disgustingly whored book known as the Bible.
I go to have sex with the whore cause her livelihood depends on her ability to bring sexual gratifications at such an elite and skillfull level that men will give her money to do with her the same thing they can with an amatuer but you can listen to a high school band play Mozart for free or pay full ticket prices to listen to a symphony emerse you in sounds so beautiful and engaging that you experience eargasms that reinvigorate you and remind you that there's a reason a professional is paid and an amatuer just gets you laid .
by Thebiggestloser369 September 9, 2023
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Whore car

a car that's a complete shitbox. Usually a Jeep Grand Cherokee or some shitbox truck that's completely clapped out, destroyed, or on its last mile that gets passed around until finally one guy sends it to the scrap yard. Usually the title is full of all previous owners and is 2-3 pages long
Dude, Hector finally sold the whore car to the scrapyard. Ya know, the one he bought off of herb who bought it from Lil Marco, and he bought it off a dude 2 states over. By the time he signed the title, it was 3 pages full of previous owners
by Ttess1 September 10, 2023
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tuppenny whore

The great-great-great grandmother of every white Australian who traces their ancestry back to convict times.
"I'm a proud, true 5th generation Australian - my great-great-great grandfather was Cockney trash who'd cut your throat for a shilling and mated our family out of the syphilis ridden cleft of a tuppenny whore!" said the Prime Minister in Canberra.
"We so lucky you people came over recently to rule us," said Jackie-Jackie, "us blackfella was having a real existential crisis in self actualization before you YTs came." ("Tales of the Never-Never and other Aboriginal Regrets", Lance Writes Now, a TreatyNow! publication.)
by Gabbro September 10, 2023
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whore

did you see that girl? she’s such a whore”

“fr what a zetah”
by Kaylinoswife September 17, 2023
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Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually because of your failed attempts to have relationships with some of them
I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?
by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023
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Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)
I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?
by SiL3Nt J September 20, 2023
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Man Whore

A man how flirts with everyone in the class room, and wants multiple women at the same time
by nahhetripping October 2, 2023
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