eat your face

When someone is really hungry and your face looks really yummy, they may want to eat your face.

I'm hungry!

Lemme eat your face!

*Chomp!* *omnomnom*

Yum!!

by faceeaterhuh January 16, 2011

Dip your wick

A slang for sexual intercourse describing a penis as a candle wick and quickly inserting into any orifice for sexual release. The penis can be inserted into the mouth, anus or vagina.

That horny cowboy at the bar asked me if Friday night was a good time to dip your wick in this town.

You ain't living well as a guy until you dip your wick in some strange once in awhile.

Your date I fixed you up with said you could dip your wick for ten bucks extra, but no kissing.

by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009

For your eyes only

For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.

Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.

by fyoa December 22, 2008

Slow Your Roll

A phrase used to put someone in check after a rude or illogical comment.

"Slow Your Roll" Example

Girl to Coach: Does this student trainer know what she doin'?

Student trainer: Girl you need to slow yo roll, you must not know that I work here. I'M GROWN!!!

Girl: I didn't expect that.

Now "Grown Trainer": I bet you didnt...now get outta my class!

Class: oooooh

by BestFlyer March 13, 2009

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008

word to your mother

I'm a nerdy white boy in need of a cool sounding motto.

Ankit(leaving work): Seeya later Jeff
Jeff(a computer programmer sitting at his desk with thick glasses and pens in his front shirt pocket): Seeya Ankit, word to your mother

by _Dom_ May 2, 2008

Up Your Nose!

The ultimate, most beastly comeback that works very similarly to your mom and your face. Insert "UP YOUR NOSE" whenever you:
a. don't want to answer a question
b. someones says something stupid
c. are in a particularly silly mood.

Relates to the great Potato Famine, because all he potatoes are up Quinn's nose.

Alex: I kinda want some carrots....
Quinn: There are carrots UP YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinny: Do you wanna go to a movie?
Quinn: There's a movie up your nose!!!

by Fly Lesbian Seagull! October 20, 2005