wet cat syndrome

Wet Cat Syndrome (WCS)--- When a person, usually a male, begins to resemble a wet cat, usually due to lack of exercise and poor diet. While this syndrome has an obvious cure, most of those that are plagued by it cannot seem to find it. That being said, the syndrome only progresses until the patient hits rock bottom at Terminal Wet Cat Syndrome or TWCS. At this stage the patient is considered to be "walking dead" or "skin and bones" and those who view him just begin to feel sorry for him.

We were at the gym the other day and we saw a marine who had terminal wet cat syndrome.

by dubC-S October 21, 2010

lost wallet syndrome

an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc

hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!

by kirsty November 19, 2003

epic fail syndrome

when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.

G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!

you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.

by arian_O March 20, 2010

Thumbs Down Syndrome

People who will thumbs down/dislike many things, and mostly for no reason.

Guy 1: How's your channel going?
Guy 2: Not good with ratings, people with Thumbs Down Syndrome are swarming my channel...

by DarkCloudRevived May 2, 2016

Approaching Doom Syndrome

When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.

“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."

Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome.

by Varigos Do'urden January 5, 2009

Stale Meme Syndrome

People who are affected by Stale Meme Syndrome send old (stale) memes and think they are funny.

Friend 1: *sends troll face meme* "Haha! Look how funny this is!"
Friend 2: "I'm sorry Friend 1 but I think you have Stale Meme Syndrome."

by Sexy_Beast_Fuggler May 30, 2016

Dragonball Z Syndrome

The act of churning out season after season of an anime with the exact same plot, but with different bad guys, places and powers in order to keep the check's in your sold-out-the-fans, greedy, capitalist mailbooxes.

1.) Dragonball Z syndrome:
DBZ Vegeta Saga
DBZ Namek saga
DBZ Frieza Saga
DBZ Garlic Jr./Trunks/Android saga
DBZ Perfect/Imperfect Cell Saga
DBZ Cell Games Saga
DBZ The Great Saiyaman/World Tournament Saga
DBZ Babide Saga
DBZ Majin Buu/Fusion/Kid Boo Saga

Same plot, different baddies, and fight scenes that span an entire months worth of t.v. watching... Geez.

by YellowJacketGenocide February 21, 2009