Trash monkey

A low down grimy ass person who displays no regard for others , and behaves rather ruthlessly to get what he or she wants.

I'm so tired of dealing with these trash monkey ass people around here!!

by Oralation specialist May 19, 2023

Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it

"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"

by Eddy October 18, 2003

Piss shit monkey

Piss shit monkey is a new phrase used by young audiences. It is used as an insult to any gender or race. And no racism is inplied by using it. The short way of saying it is “shit monkey”

Shut up you entitled piss shit monkey.

by -Not a piss shit monkey September 21, 2022

Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.

"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?

by Heathmonster October 27, 2017

michelin monkey

Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.

Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!

by Enrique Zeek April 10, 2023

Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017