A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.
by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018
Get the Trash monkeymug. The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
Get the Alarm Clock Monkey Snugglemug. by anonymous May 8, 2023
Get the Chunky Monkeymug. by Heito November 26, 2022
Get the Book Monkeymug. A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
by Dandalorian December 15, 2022
Get the Monkey's Pawmug. by scooter133 June 15, 2016
Get the Monkey Armsmug. 