Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.

She’s just a lolz friend, and I don’t want to talk about it.

by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022

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Friend bomb

When you click on a friend's name on facebook and load them up with all your best friends.

I don't usually friend bomb someone who plays Farmville, no matter how good their posts are, it's embarrassing. But if they prove themselves long enough, I will even friend bomb them.

by BridgetObama June 20, 2011

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Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!

You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.

by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023

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Best friend

A best friend is someone or a group of people. Best friends are hard to find

My best friend always has my back.

by Summerof2k19 December 22, 2019

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friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021

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Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.

Fake friends talk behind your back.

by kylierg October 7, 2019

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