A MOBA Dick is someone who is constantly trying to convince you to play MOBA games, such as League of Legends, or wanting you to sign up and give them credit, so that they recieve in-game rewards.
Friend: "Hey, wanna sign up for League, and tell them I told you about it?"
Me: "Dude, don't be such a MOBA Dick."
Me: "Dude, don't be such a MOBA Dick."
by Hellspwn August 20, 2013
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Shit Dillon, my bum crabs and my dick bees have begun a war and are tearing the shit out of my crotch!
by Admiral Tassles January 7, 2016
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This manuever is also known as "gone with the wind" or "The Windmill.
This manuever is also known as "gone with the wind" or "The Windmill.
After Matt was done punishing Brent's foxhole, Brent layed a fart on Matt's incher, giving Matt the nastiest case on Windy Dick since the civil war.
by The Bij March 8, 2008
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Plies in "Plenty Money" "Aint fuckin with that ho cuz shes a dick hiker"
by Obama4Lyfe September 15, 2009
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by chriss91 June 1, 2015
Get the bag of dicks mug.1. A woman's envy for the male penis and the power associated with it.
2. A homo envious of not having a dick in him.
2. A homo envious of not having a dick in him.
1. Max had some serious dick envy when he went on spring break and was away from his apartment of buttpirates.
2.
Justin: Maxipoo why the long face?
Max: Over spring break I missed our escapades in our apartment
Justin: Awww Max, don't worry we'll be back at it as soon as break is over
Max: Fabulousssss! I was experiencing major dick envy
2.
Justin: Maxipoo why the long face?
Max: Over spring break I missed our escapades in our apartment
Justin: Awww Max, don't worry we'll be back at it as soon as break is over
Max: Fabulousssss! I was experiencing major dick envy
by The Rebellion March 2, 2010
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