by ooooottawagirl November 11, 2014
Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
by elbest696 November 24, 2021
by Sznfofna November 03, 2022
The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.
guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes
by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020
Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...
Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...
After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...
After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024