bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Cheese

The meaning of life

"can we eat some cheese, i'm feeling down"
"of course! cheese will help u get all better!

by spideygirl1989 January 3, 2023

Bleu cheese

When someone smells, repulses your eye holes, tastes like mildew, feels soft but crumbly and sounds like pure bull crap

"That guy carrying a bag full of red meat told someone over the phone he was gonna put it in people's mailboxes. What a Bleu cheese"

by bleucheeseisgrosssssss May 18, 2022

Cheese

A food that is good or bad depending on it's context.

That's Cheese
Well that food filled with Cheese
Can't make up your mind

by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

cheese loader

An uncircumcised dick

"Take a look at that cheese loader"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Cheese doughnut

When a foreskin is so full of smegma you can push it off in the shape of a doughnut.

His dick was so dirty he made a cheese doughnut.

by Lime11 November 30, 2019

cheese and sleep

Eating some dairy and going to bed

Sam, you should cheese and sleep. You'll rest better.

Lily is totally going to cheese and sleep when she gets home. She's trashed. I was really hoping we could Netflix and chill though!

by Cheeseandsleep June 30, 2022