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Friend-shading

The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.
"Sorry to be friend-shading, but Lilly was such a bitch this yesterday
by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018
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friends

1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?

you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john

mom: jeff you fucking loser

2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?

you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john

stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
by mean fish November 21, 2021
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ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022
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Friend of Epstein

A way that Nonces can identify each other without outing themselves to the general public.
Andrew: "Hey whats going on down in this basement"
Ghislane: "Don't worry i'm a Friend of Epstein"
Andrew: "Lol me too, lets nonce this child."
by Donaldinho_iswot March 11, 2021
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Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks
It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend
by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023
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best friends

being best friends is the best thing it gives you someone to talk,cry,laugh with it gives you something better than family

you can be sad and they will cheer you up or just give you someone to be yourself with. you have lots of friends but you can only have one true best friend
by Chloe_331 November 5, 2019
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a friend in need is a friend indeed

A person is genuinely dependable if they provide assistance during a trying time.
A truly dependable person proves themself to be a friend in need is a friend indeed, by always offering help during difficult times
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
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