p1-"Have you booked our accommodation yet?"
p2-"Nah, I'm gonna wait 24hrs before the event bro."
p1-"No way you're doing a zuzu again!"
p2-"Nah, I'm gonna wait 24hrs before the event bro."
p1-"No way you're doing a zuzu again!"
by Shwanz September 27, 2023
When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 03, 2021
a joke from the fandom “swifties”
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
by imurmirrorbawll November 16, 2023
When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.
by SplitscreenFace November 07, 2022
Hym "Why do people hate Ayn Rand?"
A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"
A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
Do It Up is magic, they know exactly how to lift your mood! They always make everyone around them happy without any ifs or buts. If you want something done, Do It Up will always stand with you and deliver. They love to make people feel special and loved and go above and beyond to make it happen. If you don't have Do It up in your life, you're missing out!
Person 1: OMG who did that? That's beautiful!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Do It Up, they always know how to make me feel special!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Do It Up, they always know how to make me feel special!
by razzledazzle28 November 24, 2021
The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
by DDDelvissweetheart February 19, 2017