kait brown 

When a girl rides you cowgirl and right before you cum she jumps off kicks you straight in the balls and then shits on your cock.

Damn this crazy girl gave me a kait brown the other night and now my cock is sore and dirty.

kait brown by Harshnet July 10, 2017

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

Illinois brown snake by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

hash brown sandwich 

1987; year of the hash brown sandwich and the 3-5

Would love to wrap my mouth around a hash brown sandwich right now!

hash brown sandwich by NJKid09 August 13, 2017

Nicaraguan Brown Snake 

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

Nicaraguan Brown Snake by NbsJesse August 12, 2017

Tyler Brown 

DEFINITION OF PERFECTION 😍

Tyler Brown should open page called "pefection with tyler"

Tyler Brown by ikeverything August 22, 2017

Derren Brown 

A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.

I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown

Derren Brown by AzBag September 25, 2017

allen brown 

when a non-canine turns into a canine without using faith

allen was puzzled when allen brown took place.

allen brown by Gelly rolll October 22, 2017