red sox

ass

the red sox are fucking ass

by NotRyan82534 July 24, 2023

Red Diesel

Normal diesel that is dyed red and for off road use only (so you pay no tax on it)

You’ll be able to run that on red diesel, just don’t get pulled!

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

Red Light Kisses

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!

Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.

by VeggieDance April 8, 2025

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

red days

League of Legends lose streak that could go on for days

Person 1: How's your ranked grind?
Person 2: Been having red days bro. Not good at all...

by kneegrew July 28, 2022

red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again

I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night

by red kelpie October 2, 2014

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020