Split dick

A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact.

Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there.

by Mango86 August 15, 2019

dick tricklage

1. The name for the seeping of lubricant or pre-cum, occuring when a male person, (or female with penis) is exceedingly aroused or 'into it'.
2. The slang term for MPS, or 'Melting Penis Syndrome'

1. 'Man, that biznatch was so damn fine, i had some phat tricklage yo my nigbitch!'
2. 'Oh man, that guy has serious issues... i bet he's got dick tricklage'

by dave the guitar January 13, 2007

medium dick

Just the perfect up and down sensation in the bed. Just the perfect size for the right time.

"Oh yeah stick that big medium dick in there."

by BLTsandwhich August 27, 2016

Stump Dick

1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.

2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.

3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).

1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.

2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.

by Iron M. February 17, 2009

Daikon Dick

Semi erect penis.

Name comes from daikon radish, which when cut on both tips and not fully ripe, resembles a semi erect penis; very jiggly while slightly hard.

"We didn't go all the way. He went daikon dick"

by pabzi January 21, 2012

Emergency Dick

Dick you only use for when your going thru a dry spell. someone you wouldnt have sex with on if you wernt desperate.

Eww, god no i dont wanna have sex with him, thats Emergency Dick right there and this isnt an emergency.

by Dustycoby June 20, 2011

Pod Dick

The ugly morphing enemy on the original NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Also any person that resembles him.

Jonny: Man this game is so fucking hard!
Skaz: You aint seen shit, you aint even faced the Pod Dick yet.

Stephen: Fuck that Alan Ballard cocksucker he is such a Pod Dick!
Joey: Hell yeah I totally agree.

by Skazellino January 27, 2012