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Friend

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.
Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.
by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019
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Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023
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Friend

Someone to clap for would be my friend.
by LCD-INFINITE June 5, 2018
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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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Friends

something you dont have
"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"
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Friend zone

The relationship between Lukas and Kate
Kate: Where is Lukas?
Sissi: Somewhere in the depths of friend zone Tartar where u thrown him after ripping his heart out.
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Fisherman’s Friend

Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges produced by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.

People sometimes use them before they go down on they're partner to help them go longer.
Friend 1: What you and Stephanie getting up to tonight?
Friend 2: I’m going to give her the best time of her life.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: That’s easy, Fisherman’s Friend!
Friend 1: Oooh nice.
by Steaknight May 17, 2018
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