'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.
Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿
You: What in the wattpad 🗿
by ifuseethisurgay July 2, 2023

A reference to the downfall of FTX where instead of explaining the situation, the CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried, created a Twitter thread over the course of a few days starting with a single tweet saying "1) What" followed by numerous numbered tweets spelling out "H-A-P-P-E-N-E-D"
This is often seen used on crypto Twitter whenever a prominent figure makes a big mistake causing a public outcry on Twitter, similar to the FTX scenario
This is often seen used on crypto Twitter whenever a prominent figure makes a big mistake causing a public outcry on Twitter, similar to the FTX scenario
CZ Binance: We have experienced a private key leak and are currently in the process of ensuring all funds are safe
Some guy in the comments: 1) What
Some guy in the comments: 1) What
by bboldd June 30, 2023

I lack the will to put effort into thinking critically about something, please relieve me of this burden and tell me what to think so I can fit in with the herd.
"So, what do we think about trending controversial topic?"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"
by Robert DeLaurenti July 10, 2023

by imaslaywoman;) May 2, 2024

Blaming the developers instead of being a real man, this saying was created by a dork called sneaky.
by Godfrey5star May 27, 2023

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Da amusedly-puzzled remark dat you make when someone wif a major foot-fetish is going all vocally-and-physically ga-ga over yer ten lower extremities.
Tolerant big-boned tomboy, perplexedly watching as her new main squeeze is having fun exclaimingly yanking her big feet back and forth like gear-shifts and delightedly flexing her ample rubbery double-jointed digits back at a right-angle in his savoring hands: Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!
by QuacksO August 9, 2024
