February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

Friends

The best tv show ever

Me: I love Friends
Smart person: Me too

by guacbird December 17, 2019

Friend

What a girl whom you have Coitus calls you to show she wants nothing do with you long term. Even if there is admiration, a growing development of respect and kindness pushing towards a more power felt realitonship

Jason you’re a great friend *just fucked and talked about feelings*

by Dex69698 September 9, 2020

Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you

Bianca is your fake friend.

by Not2faced January 23, 2017

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Friend

Someone who is there for you, and someone who will hang out with you no matter what your doing.Even if it's nothing they would still be there, and they would talk to you when needed, and a friend would make an effort to see you just as much as you do for them.

Kelsey is such a good friend, she is always there for me, and we and out almost every weekend.

by Kailey12345 April 16, 2017

Harry Friend

An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).

His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.

At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.

Who's that sickcunt over there? Oh wait that's Harry Friend!

by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019