cunt it

verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.

He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.

by ptolémaïque January 28, 2022

cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.

Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".

by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025

Cunt

A bitchy pussy.

That domineering bitch is a real cunt.

by No liberal PC horse hockey August 9, 2021

Cunt balls

When u sitting in a car and u look over and ur nuts are stuck in a bag of cut off forskin

Eww you got cunt balls bro

by Burn them all June 20, 2023

Caro Cunt

A person who plays the Caro Kann in chess and loses in less than 15 moves

Bro got checkmated in 13 moves while playing the Caro Kann. Such a Caro Cunt lol

by Beniu1305 May 11, 2023

Cunt

Can't understand normal thinking

This cunt is stupid

by Dpology February 8, 2023

Cunt Damage

Vaginal injury induced by overwhelmingly vicious penetration.

Father's Day is always special for Dad because one of his gifts is that Mom begs him for cunt damage.

by RickySStuntDouble June 20, 2015