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Bag of Chisels

A woman or man who tags along but is not really wanted (Deadweight, Excess Baggage, Burden)
A girlfriend who is nothing but dead weight holding you down.

What would you do with a bag of chisels...I don't know...EXACTLY
by Sammy Lamanny August 23, 2007
mugGet the Bag of Chiselsmug.

bag and bang

When you want to fuck a fugly bitch so you put a bag on her head before you bang her.
She was so fugly that I had to bag and bang her.
by Bamalam9999 November 12, 2009
mugGet the bag and bangmug.

smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.
A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
by Truk you August 27, 2011
mugGet the smarmy douche bagmug.

milk-in-a-bag

when milk is in a bag. but the bag becomes milky.
there is milk in this bag. therefor we call it, - milk-in-a-bag
by tomaxxxxxxxxxxxx October 13, 2020
mugGet the milk-in-a-bagmug.

SAG BAG

1. A formal Valediction invented by a youth pastor in the Southeastern region of the United States of America in the late 2010s.

2. A shortened, modern, and youthful way to saySee you later.”
by Robert S Frost June 2, 2021
mugGet the SAG BAGmug.

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
mugGet the Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bagmug.

bag

basic asian girl
a white washed asian girl who tries to be an "abg." can be seen with boba in hand
1: hey look at that "abg!"
2. nah that's a bag
by alenaaaa November 26, 2023
mugGet the bagmug.

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