Fat Kid Asthma

Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.

Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.

-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-

Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!

by Troublepaws October 2, 2018

Nasa Kid

A term used by people with bad internet to cope with beign unable to join boss raids before the server is full.

Gosh darn it! My router exploded when I tried to join a Hydra raid! Gosh darn these nasa kids!

by SalvadorAnimations November 13, 2022

Kid Flow Rida

The guy who can never quite get his flow right. He wants to be an emcee so bad but can never get things together. He can sometimes spit shit that sounds good and even works, but he can never get it how he wants and feels he can never get it right. Once master though he becomes something all together different-the King Flow Rida.

The boy has potential but he's still a Kid Flow Rida...

by Chris the Wordsmith February 22, 2011

Ipad kid

A widely used insult on social media platforms. Lets say if you play a game on a tablet and a random guy asks you what you play on, he'll call u an Ipad kid. EVEN THOUGH UR PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD A PHONE.

"Oh she plays on tablet? Must be a crusty musty Ipad kid."

by BriannaB27011FNAF January 13, 2023

fortnite kid

a annoying person who plays fortnite and ruins the game for people (couper) they try to be funny evan tho there not they are the bain of hummanity and if you see one you should kill it.

hey look its a fortnite kid

by Wizdragon001 March 1, 2022

The bad kids

The people at work that are always being snitched on and usually don’t get along with the kiss asses.

That’s where they send all of the bad kids.

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011