Friends

Something you need all your life

"Bruh have you seen lisa?"
"Who's lisa?"
"The chick with no friends"
"Who is she?"
"Its a he"

by notfrombasic December 9, 2015

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

Friend

Friends are just people you can get to carry things sometimes

“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”

by wenchhh November 25, 2021

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010

friend ghosting

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.

“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”

by shiftyshady May 3, 2018

The friend group

Niggas that slap eachother with they dick and ejaculate in eachother mouth

Me and “The friend group”enjoy some of our free time playing 2k terraria Minecraft and mortal Kim at but 90% of the time they be ejaculating in each others mouth

by Dickdyerstoyotathon November 23, 2021

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022