wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese

dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010

chopped cheese

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.

1. *someone on a reality show is featured
“CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”

by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025

ranger cheese

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025

Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly

try it

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.

"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"

by belaccable April 23, 2024

Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Spicy Cheese Curl

When a person with a cheesy foreskin pulls it back and allows a willing participant to suck and clean the cheese away from the head. The result is a unit that is left shiny and clean.

I offered my girl a spicy cheese curl last night. I came way feeling clean and I think she appreciated being able to help me maintain such good hygiene.

by Durka Durka Mohammed al Smith January 15, 2022