friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends

"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....

by oofer4l January 11, 2021

best friend

a friend that you are particularly close with and trust, typically, one is more attractive than the other. legally, there can never be two pretty best friends at once, it’s widely considered impossible by many.

“i saw two pretty best friends yesterday!!”

“u are a compulsive liar”

by abiami December 13, 2020

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.

Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.

by LIVY POP May 4, 2022

Breanna (friend)

Truely a great friend. She will always try her best to keep a smile. She has had her fair share of problems but will keep her smile. She is beautifull in her own way. She might think that anyone likes/loves her but there will always be one person. If there is a Breanna in you're life then be happy, she's a very special person.

Breanna (friend): She is a very special person!

by The ultimate potato January 1, 2019

Family and Friends

A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.

If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.

Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.

by anonymous March 28, 2023