Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”

by HQ DLM February 17, 2024

huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese

That girl over there is always huffing cheese

by CheeseHuffer February 24, 2024

Cheese

You know that stuff most people drank as a baby right? How about you try our new product! Its milk but so fucking rotten and expired and old that it becomes solid. Even the hobo from across the street loves it! Forget milk, THIS IS CHEESE.

Milk: Man cheese is hot, I wish I was as hunky and as handsome as cheese. But I'm not solid.
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

by Non-Normie November 24, 2020

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

cheese fisting

Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.

My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna

by Gravychips March 27, 2016

chuck e cheese

chuck e cheese is a word for a very powerful being capable of anything

chuck e cheese is god

by Chuck E. May 21, 2022