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Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019
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redneck tickle time

When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets
Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time
by Wayne'shouse August 13, 2022
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Josh time

When you have no concept of time. Your friends make plans and you just arrive whenever, at least an hour plus late without a care in the world.
Nah he'll be here, he's just running on Josh time.
by TA Annabel Lee March 18, 2023
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Time is a taddle-tale

Phrase:

Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.

Time always tells.

Everything happens for a reason.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.
by Blantern August 1, 2018
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FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode

A alternative word for "Big men with their genitalia hanging loose"

Normally used in schools, homes, and giant cemeteries.
I like big men with their genitalia hanging loose, I like "FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode"
by rgawsfgserwah June 30, 2023
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Time travel

Sorry but T'pol said that the Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible
The Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible
by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019
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It's morbin' time

"It's morbin' time" is the biggest meme about "morbius" movie. The origin is the word "It's phorbin' time" in a TV show.
Person 1:"It's morbin' time"
Person 2:"It's a meme, right?"
Person 1:*Starting morb*
Person 2:"Are you OK?"
Person 1:*morb faster*
Person 2:"Holy! I must get out here NOW!!"
by hahahamanmer June 5, 2022
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