get off my Kool Aid

A saying used when you want to tell someone who's interested in your girlfriend/boyfriend to back off. Using this saying means not only 'back off' but that the target is your property.

Yo, I see you flirting with my man over there. You need to get off my Kool Aid. He's mine so find your own.

by COURTNEYMARET May 20, 2010

Off The Beaten Path Head

Someone with a deformed skull which looks like a bumpy off road path. Also an idiot beatneck loser who tries to act big. A tramp.

That one redneck on SA:MP who you can pick as your character has an Off The Beaten Path Head.

Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.

by Meankookoo31337 July 15, 2009

get my Rambo off

have a wank/maturbate/self love

"I want to get my Rambo off."

"Where's he gone? To get his Rambo off"

by stumpykl November 8, 2009

scav off james' internet

an activity in which many children from the town kirkby participate. scavving off james' internet is the art of standing outside james' house with your ipod touch/iphone and connecting to his wifi. people often do this when out and about in the town. this can also be done outside other people's houses if you know their wifi password.

lewis: how are you on facebook if you've gone out?

charlie: im scavving off james' internet.

lewis: oh, i love to scav off james' internet

by peter file 1997 May 19, 2011

High off your ass

An individual who is deeply convinced that their beliefs and actions are universal truths for everyone to acknowledge.

Betty, you have to be high off your ass if you think I'll marry you just because you're pregnant.

by YuNakajima May 3, 2018

Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

by cod_machiine May 2, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019