Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.
Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.
Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
by JennaSmith March 1, 2023

Fake bitches that will leave you sooner or later, dont fuck with em, be with yourself, enjoy yourself in bed of course and yes. Have fun with yourself.
by Zyneex September 10, 2018

by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :
Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.
Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend
Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend
by Whargwarm September 6, 2016

Felipe: I have not seen Ignaz and Lenin since years.
Michi: Probably they died. Because they are Ferdinands Friends
Michi: Probably they died. Because they are Ferdinands Friends
by Schlingone August 2, 2020

people, most likely females who act like lesbians all the time or they are always together they tend get separation anxiety a lot because they love being around each other so much that people call them lesbians and that on periodt.
by colorguardg1rl November 2, 2019
