fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

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Friends

1.A privacy setting on Facebook

2. A group of people on Facebook that you have never met but are willing to share the most boring details of your life with.

1. I uploaded the video I took of last week's karaoke, luckily I remembered to set the privacy to Friends.

2. Dad: Johnny. If you don't get out of the house more often I'm cancelling the internet

Johnny: But dad! What about all my friends

by Cheatmaster786 July 19, 2017

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just be friends

The act of having friends.

A: They are such a nice friends
B: Yes! It's so nice to just be friends with someone
A: I wish I had friends too

by Patric Peterson February 9, 2020

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Friend

What? I'm working alone. My thing is getting co opted in a million different ways I mean go on Facebook and search "Emory Andrew Tate" It's the same fucking think that's happening to me. They're doing an I am Sparticus guys! I don't even know how you are seeing this right now!

Hym "I mean, friend? What? I'm working alone and I'm still I the mind prison. It's like you are afraid to ask if I'm going to be a rapey dictator or something! Like... I'm not fucking agreeing to anything until I'm out of the cage bitch. I don't know what about that you don't fucking understand."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

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