Penis

The thing as big as Venus. Venus has the same first letter as a Penis's Best Friend.

Me and my penis were having a conversation. It came out sticky.

by Jackthegiant2118 October 24, 2019

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by penisduderockon April 24, 2022

Penis

The little thing on the front of a man's body that feels good when you rub it.

Its also what people search up on the urban dictionary when they are bored

I was really bored so I serched up penis on the urban dictionary.

by FortniteTerrible December 1, 2019

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016

Penis cutter

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it

Wanna do the Penis cutter later ?

by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021

three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.

Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!

by Mark tawang October 20, 2021

Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023