When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone
Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
by The walking liability March 22, 2024
Get the Friend Swoopedmug. On March 10th you can throw your friends any time! Its international throw your friends day! Have fun!
Eg. Ethan: Hey bro!
Mark: What?
Ethan; It's International throw your friends day!
Mark: Oh no...
Ethan: *throws Mark*
Mark: What?
Ethan; It's International throw your friends day!
Mark: Oh no...
Ethan: *throws Mark*
by GuyWhoHitsTheirFaceOnTheFloor February 5, 2021
Get the Throw your friends day!mug. by Lilbittt225 January 18, 2021
Get the National appreciate your girl best friend daymug. Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"
by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018
Get the AutisticDolphin&Friendsmug. A friend is someone who has a “special connection” with you and isn’t afraid to share it out loud; not to the whole world, but to that friend.
A friend is a giver, and not just to the friend, but to any number of people (this makes you love that friend even more).
A friend will tell you the truth.
A friend encourages your creativity and congratulates out loud; not to make a show, but to bless.
Sometimes a friend is so much like their friend that it’s like another wonder of the world.
Examples:
-Doesn’t like to talk on the phone
-Their favorite book trilogy is the same one you’ve read three times
-Sometimes (maybe often) they can be too hard on themselves (like their friend who’s like them)
-Yes, they too had a paper route when they were 12 AND detasseled corn (in a totally deferent state)
-Reads a book you recommend and loves it…then reads another friend-recommended book and doesn’t like it…and tells you.
Both are priceless.
-A friend will do the work that no one else even thinks to do (even when they are busy) to honor a friend’s creativity.
That’s at least a small part of what a friend is. I hope that I am as good a friend as this.
I have a friend like this.
P.S…A friend may not think they are good or kind or brave or giving or strong, but they are.
A friend is a giver, and not just to the friend, but to any number of people (this makes you love that friend even more).
A friend will tell you the truth.
A friend encourages your creativity and congratulates out loud; not to make a show, but to bless.
Sometimes a friend is so much like their friend that it’s like another wonder of the world.
Examples:
-Doesn’t like to talk on the phone
-Their favorite book trilogy is the same one you’ve read three times
-Sometimes (maybe often) they can be too hard on themselves (like their friend who’s like them)
-Yes, they too had a paper route when they were 12 AND detasseled corn (in a totally deferent state)
-Reads a book you recommend and loves it…then reads another friend-recommended book and doesn’t like it…and tells you.
Both are priceless.
-A friend will do the work that no one else even thinks to do (even when they are busy) to honor a friend’s creativity.
That’s at least a small part of what a friend is. I hope that I am as good a friend as this.
I have a friend like this.
P.S…A friend may not think they are good or kind or brave or giving or strong, but they are.
by Shellback boo June 17, 2024
Get the Friendmug. When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.
No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.
You are just first fuck friends ever.
No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.
You are just first fuck friends ever.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
Get the First fuck friends evermug. a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.
girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao
boy: call her your friend child lmao
by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017
Get the Friend Childmug.