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staffmas do

a staff xmas do or.... do staff at xmas
i have too many!! well is must have 20 letters and at least 3 words, mass staff do...
by pseudo-nymph January 4, 2005
mugGet the staffmas domug.

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
mugGet the You Do Use Condomsmug.

Doing a bevsy

Going out for a quiet drink and it ending up into a proper session.
I’m in the doghouse here lad, only went out for one after work and ended up doing a Bevsy. Got in at 10am off my barnet and my bird finds me doing vlogs on poached eggs.
by DMoore3:16 September 4, 2021
mugGet the Doing a bevsymug.

what do we think about

I lack the will to put effort into thinking critically about something, please relieve me of this burden and tell me what to think so I can fit in with the herd.
"So, what do we think about trending controversial topic?"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"
by Robert DeLaurenti July 10, 2023
mugGet the what do we think aboutmug.

It’s doing

When you don’t have enough chromosomes to say “Everything’s good, thanks for asking.”
Person A: Hey, Jim! How are you?

Jim: Ooooooh It’s doing, alright.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
mugGet the It’s doingmug.

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the other piece of advice I would give them.
by Sexydimma February 10, 2017
mugGet the doing harakirimug.

Dos

A guy who has multiple relationships ongoing at the same time. He will invite more than one of his girls to his own party on the same night, and he often has his girls on rotation so he can get fucked any given night. All of the girls recognize each other at every party, but are all unaware that Dos has been sleeping with all of them and having them share the same towel to use after they shower.
Most Doses are “rappers” or “trappers”. Red flag to keep your eye out for.
It is also common for a Dos to lie about his age, for instance he may say he’s 26 but actually be turning 30. You may also find out he has 2 kids with 2 different baby mommas. Also that he has 6 mugshots for several charging including terroristic threats/ actions.

Doses are pieces of work.
“Omg that guy I was hanging out with was such a Dos!”

Somebody needs to tell that girl that she’s getting Dosed.”
by boistate69 December 7, 2020
mugGet the Dosmug.

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