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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...
by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025
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backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.
There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)
by Batman055 February 3, 2025
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National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD
I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!
by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025
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so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass
(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped
by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025
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National air strike your friend day

National air strike your friend day is one day out of the year were you get to air strike your friend and don’t be responsible for you air striking your friend and you don’t face any consequences, punishment
I drone strikes my friend on National air strike your friend day and I’m not facing any consequences at all because you don’t when you drone strike your friend on national air strike your friend day
by Canadian cookie February 12, 2025
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Fake friend

A fake friend is someone who manipulates you, they try to act friendly at first but when you get to know them they make you do terrible stuff while your innocent and all after that when your ruined and think that they are the only one you can rely on they leave you.

when they leave you, they make you feel like they were the victim not you. You cant even wear long sleeves because of them. Dont worry. That not all.

i do miss her tho.
hey want to go out *gracey? (Fake friend)*
by adrianayournotsofavorite February 26, 2025
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A real friend

A real friend will stay with you throughout anything, A N Y T H I N G. A real friend texts first, a real friend cares and a real friend wont leave you no matter what.

i wish i had a real friend they all left and blocked me.
thats her real friend! A real friend! I dont have any.
by adrianayournotsofavorite February 28, 2025
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