Classy cunt

Its a cunt that its classy

That right there is a classy cunt

by me when the uhh the December 1, 2021

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quad-turbo cunt

a person that is too big of a cunt to be called a twin-turbo cunt

Donald trump! You fucking quad-turbo cunt

by ЛАДА May 28, 2021

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Cunt Waffle

A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.

This it is a cunt waffle

by Cunt waffle expert February 24, 2018

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If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

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Golden cunt

someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).

Steven: hey jack long time no see!

Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.

Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!

Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.

steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt

by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016

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