"Do you want some jacks?"
by M_1234567. December 26, 2021
Get the Jacks mug.Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.
“Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
by jackthewizard December 26, 2021
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It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021
Get the Jack Smith mug.Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022
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Talking to him makes you feel the butterfies in your tummy, the good kind. He has one of the most loving heart, an amazing sense of humor, the best punches and the strongest kicks. He loves travling to the moon and eating protine. He is such an amazing guy. If you are lucky enough to find a Jack, hold on to him and dont let him go. He loves birds and making you smile.
Jack is so amazing! I love you
by Mads112603 April 2, 2022
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