Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).

Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.

by I no wrds May 18, 2018

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Birthweek Depression

The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon

“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression”

by Reeeeeee433 September 10, 2019

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Feet depression

Feet depression is something that can be caused through lack of contact with feet or/and lack of feet pics. The symptoms are:
-you start hallucinating feet

-you start hiding your feet fetish
-you start thinking that you hate feet sometimes
-you would do anything for a feet pic no matter what the feet looks like

How to stop having feet depression:
-go outside and touch some feet
-try to put ur feet in ur a hole or in your pu s ay if you have one
-find a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend that always sends you feet pics
-find a feet kitten on discord

Oh no i have feet depressions for lack of contact with feet.

by Feet girl October 29, 2022

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