Absolute Zero

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.

Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."

by StifmeisterBry October 24, 2014

zero two

dumb overrated bitch dinosaur

zero two more like zero poo

by hororaibu shrimpu August 8, 2021

Zero-to-hero

(Adj) Pertaining to the wanton sexual act of being penetrated anally without any preceding vaginal penetration or foreplay.

"She was wild; she even wanted to go Zero-to-hero."

by Poppy Seedy January 23, 2012

t minus zero

Time to go, i.e. liftoff or the beginning of an operation.

T minus zero, time to leave...

by RGE May 13, 2004

el zero

Someone who is awesome. The head honcho, large and in charge.

Bill Gates is el zero of the computer biz.

by Mad Aura November 22, 2004

theta zero

The one that is less then 1.

He's not" J, woutercross, or pleco, he's just a theta zero.

by madz skillz July 13, 2010

sub zero

Former popsicle stand employee of the month/ninja.

il have one pink panther pop mr.Zero

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004