lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

by Tightglow May 6, 2015

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024

Lad

Lame ass dude.

He has no swag, he's a lad .

by ThotithinkNOT June 17, 2021

Confey lads

Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit

Confey lads are a different breed

by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019

Lad

Someone who has a problem with alcohol and also likes team sports. The term is associated with a pink complexion resembling a ham.

Get over here with that beer, lad.

by 5lesbianskissing December 31, 2022

Lad

A King. A Legend.

Lad is the coolest guy you know. Everyone wants to be like him. He's so cool he barely uses full sentences. He also wheezes. We love a wheezing King.

I wish Lad was my best friend!

Lad is who want to be, but can't.

by Samy97 August 29, 2018

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021