we need to talk

when you have screwed up or you are caught doing something wrong or if the woman generally feels like bitching at you about something, anything, this expression will be used

when guys hear this they get nervous and are like "oh fuck"

Melanie: We need to talk..

Joe: Oh for fuck sakes...

by meLlY2 April 9, 2010

Secretly We Are Goy

That's what Wall St. masters used to hear when their wannabe slaves from all around the world say word 'SWAG' :)

John Smith: Hey man! I jus farted... so much SWAG!
Mr. Rothschild: Secretly We Are Goy? Props to you, Johnny! Good boy. Now empty your pockets...

by Eu Ma March 21, 2013

we need to talk

1) your fucked
2) the wife found your collection of porn

situation: the girlfriend walks in on you beating off

girlfriend: we need to talk
man: aww fuck

by bigmanoncampus September 22, 2003

we cute or whatever

A phrase said by Bretman Rock

Meaning that you’re cute or whatever

Naomi: “we cute or whatever “
Kyle: “bitch shut the fuck up with you’re sharpie eyebrows”

by @thatonecoolbitch May 29, 2018

we need to talk

The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.

"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"

by SSDK May 18, 2004

we need to talk

Synonym for: Hahaha, you're fucked now, aren't ya? Go fuck yourself you dumbass.

We need to talk, Tim.

by neutrino November 5, 2003

and then we made out

A phrase used when speaking to someone who isn't listening to a word you're saying in order to get their attention.

Mallory: My cousin and I were christmas shopping the other day and....

*Caroline's not paying attention*

Mallory: And then we made out.

Caroline: WHAT?!

by mallymalmal December 14, 2009