TOYS MD

T.O.Y.S.M.D. is an acronym thats losers get on their personalized license plates for their shit box's.

They want people who read it to think they're toy repairman or a Mechanic. Toys are referred to as a cool car, motorcycles, boats etc amongst adult losers.

Stands for: Thinking Of You Sucking My Dick.... TOYSMD.

TOYS MD means that I am a shallow ugly loser and want to feel like I'm superior everyone. I got TOYSMD on my plates so when I cut someone off they see it and I think it. Think of you sucking my dick.

by anonymous January 29, 2025

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Chez-Toi

Chez-Toi pronounced as (Shatoy). House of Toi ; Your House/Home. Chez-Toi is a person that is loyal, spiritual and envied. She is the center of attention. She is divinely made beautiful. A real honest person, a blessed person. She does not wait to speak she grants who speaks. She is a leader. She is a advocator. She is feminine in all it’s glory. She is the creator and maker of her home. She is the ruler of her house. She will smack a bitch about hers.

Have you been to Chez-Toi I heard it’s lit. That’s so Chez-Toi of you! Chez-Toi is that girl!

by Websterdictionaryyard November 22, 2021

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National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023

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Hot toy

An expensive, highly sought after collectible action figure. Many virgins tend to obsess over them, but on the other end of the spectrum, they may even get you laid.

Adam: I love hot toys!
Woman: fuck yeah *clothes eviscerate*

by TMNT SCRAPER November 18, 2025

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