touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.

Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!

by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019

The Casper Touch

When you sneak into the back room and baby powder your balls. Then everything you touch leaves white hand prints.

I was feeling a little swampy so I went in the back and powdered my boys, now I have The Casper Touch.

by Deadiac June 26, 2016

touch bubble

Touch bubble is when someone is standing, sitting, laying to close to you that it makes you uncomfortable.

Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.

"Tim smells so bad. He was in my touch bubble all night at the party"

"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"

"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"

by Kit cat 121 October 19, 2019

A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.

"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."

by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018

pen touch

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

by #quat July 31, 2014

Love Touch

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch

"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"

by lovetoucher27 November 17, 2019

Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020