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touch bubble

Touch bubble is when someone is standing, sitting, laying to close to you that it makes you uncomfortable.

Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.
"Tim smells so bad. He was in my touch bubble all night at the party"

"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"

"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"
by Kit cat 121 October 19, 2019
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Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.
My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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can’t touch this

da nanana, da na na. Da nanana
person 1 - (singing)“can’t touch this.”
person 2 - (singing) da nanana, da na. Da nanana, da na
person 1 and person 2 do be vibing doe
by cuffedjeens November 19, 2020
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Liar's Touch

Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
by Rayae February 9, 2021
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Oh Touch

1) “Oh shit
2) “No way!”
3) “Bet”
4) “That’s cool
“I’ll be back with the pizza in 10 minutes

“Oh touch
by DreamBar April 1, 2021
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the vinny touch

When everybody you pick up on the waiver wire in fantasy baseball ends up going off . You just cant miss.
Bum: Wtf I picked up Austin Gomber off the waiver wire and he got me -12!

Other guy: I guess u just dont have the vinny touch dude.

Fantasy winner: "Lets gooooo Framber Valdez just had another 10K game what a great pickup."
Bums: "I wish we had the vinny touch like you!"
by ALLIDOISVIN April 27, 2021
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Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.
He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.
by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021
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