A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.

"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."

by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018

touch of the terry

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.

Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.

by Macktown November 21, 2018

Trump's touch

When you fuck up everything you touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Liar's Touch

Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.

Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."

by Rayae February 9, 2021

Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.

Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.

by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 8, 2010

touch trade

The process of trading assets, with the intention to trade them back in the future. Most commonly used in Pokémon to help complete a Pokédex.

"The only Pokémon I am missing in my Pokédex is Pikachu."
"I only have one Pikachu but I want to keep it. To help you out, we can touch trade."

by brycekrispies01 January 22, 2023

Love Touch

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch

"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"

by lovetoucher27 November 17, 2019