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toy soldier shower

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship
Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.
by Tan tatter March 10, 2024
mugGet the toy soldier showermug.

soy boy boy toy

A human who has been degraded by society for being too full of edamame; also known as an eDamame's boy; this degraded human is used by women and men alike to plow so that the soy boy becomes a plaything for the benefit of the more dominant. This evolved human is also known as a Chad dad or a barren Karen. Though many will use these boys many still will marry them and find an enriched life full of splendor.
What kind of men are you interested in? A man that eats his vegetables and slams this punani every night. You know, like a soy boy boy toy.
by benedikCumABatch January 5, 2023
mugGet the soy boy boy toymug.

Car Toys

Car Toys is not a better way to go
by JackOLantern764 March 31, 2024
mugGet the Car Toysmug.

Bedroom toy

Also know as a sex toy an object you play with in the bed room aka dildo or pocket pussy
I’m about to go ply with my bedroom toy
by Doittooit4576 May 13, 2022
mugGet the Bedroom toymug.

TOYS MD

T.O.Y.S.M.D. is an acronym thats losers get on their personalized license plates for their shit box's.

They want people who read it to think they're toy repairman or a Mechanic. Toys are referred to as a cool car, motorcycles, boats etc amongst adult losers.

Stands for: Thinking Of You Sucking My Dick.... TOYSMD.
TOYS MD means that I am a shallow ugly loser and want to feel like I'm superior everyone. I got TOYSMD on my plates so when I cut someone off they see it and I think it. Think of you sucking my dick.
by anonymous January 29, 2025
mugGet the TOYS MDmug.

horn toy

A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.
Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.
by username goes here October 15, 2021
mugGet the horn toymug.

toy bonnie

“Omg ew toy bonnie”

“L+ratio+seethe+cope+toy bonnie solos+ew+take a shower+touch grass+go outside+you’re ugly+probably william afton simp so no one cares. toy bonnie>>>”
by toybonniesupremacy March 11, 2022
mugGet the toy bonniemug.

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