evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

lewis evans

Lewis Evans has a massive... Heart best person ever great lover

And hung like a horse

Lewis Evans is so fucking hot I want to call him daddy

by Mousey10 March 26, 2021

Rhys Evans

A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans

"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"

by Harnikfromaustria July 3, 2019

Evan Vecchiolla

small and fruity

evan vecchiolla’s toes curl to ramen and cheese

by rileylovesJesus January 4, 2022

Stem With Evan

The best Youtuber ever 😤

Hey stemians and welcome back to stem with evan

by Stem With Evan June 14, 2021

Evan Taylor

A sexy beast bowe bowe nigga

It is a name you say Evan Taylor

by Your daddy yummy in my tummy September 13, 2019

Evan <3

Evan. A person who’s always so thoughtful, kind, amazing, cool, cute, sweet, considerate, protective and just overall the best human you’ll ever meet. If you find an Evan in your lifetime then don’t let go of him because i can assure ya you won’t find one again, he’s one of a kind <3

omg you have an Evan <3 ?! im so jealous.

by Unknown.exe156 August 23, 2022