by Mousey10 March 26, 2021
A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022
by jes232323 January 04, 2020
by francesco42069 February 01, 2016
funniest nigga youll ever meet but can also be gay as fuck but he is cool and will ride for any of his niggas
thats my nigga Evan Hill
by thatniggatrevor March 04, 2019
he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
by Clifbar July 23, 2021