by Fat Freddie Freak April 01, 2018
A squid is someone who lacks courage, loyalty and intelligence who easily conforms to their surroundings. A squid lacks individuality and integrity. A squid is the combination of a rat, a chameleon and a coward all at the same time.
Kevin: Why did nobody stand up for that kid getting bullied?
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.
Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.
Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.
Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.
Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
by Magic Man69 August 13, 2023
by NotaSquid17 September 23, 2019
Harley Davidson owners who refuse to wear gear and post on bikes and beards Facebook page with illogical arguments for doing so.
A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.
That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025
A young male adult who is known for acting/dressing like a squid. A squid acts in a fanoink manner, usually is a cockblock from the hot chicks you wanna bang, a squid always becomes friendzoned by the hot chicks that he hangs out with and secretly likes. A squid is usually a scrawny weak dude that can get his ass kicked at any time being. A squids usual dress code consists of Ralph Lauren button downs, pastel shorts that are worn right above the kneecap, and sperrys (no socks present). A squid does not know how to be fresh at all. A squid is basically the opposite of a young Guido. Squids and Guidos do not get along and usually get into drunken altercations at bars, clubs, parties..etc. If you see a squid don't hesitate to smack him around and send him back to bikini bottom where he belongs.
Guido #1:Did you see how that squilium was dressed tonight?
Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!
Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!
by THE REAL DON DADA November 21, 2019
A squid is a beastly beings who blow all of their savings to buy their dream bike to the point they can't afford a proper safety gear to match their dank ass bike. Usually rocking used Japanese sports bikes or even the latest Panigale in some countries. Riding with only a pair of denims and a t-shirt, some higher level squids even ride with flip flops.
These beastly beings, despite the lack of safety gear, are well equipped with the balls of professional stunt rider with a fraction of the skill. The compulsory stunts for them are burnouts and wheelies, and some stoppies occasionally.
These beastly beings, despite the lack of safety gear, are well equipped with the balls of professional stunt rider with a fraction of the skill. The compulsory stunts for them are burnouts and wheelies, and some stoppies occasionally.
Damn, that boi is such a squid. Seen him pulled a wheelie for a solid mile on his new Panigale V4R yesterday, he's still wearing the same old MS88.
by DenDenMushi January 18, 2020