by L1g3tKing21 May 04, 2017
by chris_luva February 03, 2022
When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.
by dontuseyourrealname101 January 12, 2022
"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"
by BatShitCrazyCanadian August 04, 2018
When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.
Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
by kcm556 June 02, 2017
by Tiernan47 August 06, 2022