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Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!

A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .

In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022
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Hauser of the Korn

A fat smelly closet gay man who sings Jenny from the Block all day and annoys the shit out of everyone around him.
Q: What's that smell?
A: That's the Hauser of the Korn. He's just heated on the hot.
by YAKODONK July 7, 2009
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Look a gift horse in the mouth

A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.

"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.

(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
by Assy Cheeks December 12, 2007
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the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.
by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004
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housed on the rock of freedom

To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.
Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom
by dricks November 28, 2007
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the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222

have you heard of the bootleg game the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222? The story is based on fucking weebs trying to get girlfriends fucking funny
by horseboy222 May 16, 2019
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Horse in the gutter

Where someone cums on your head and it drips down into your ass crack
He horse in the guttered her
by Crakedgamer57274 September 11, 2021
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