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terroroompa

A person of Persian/iranian descent who is short as shit and therefore has a fear of talking to woman taller than 5 foot.

Bonus points if they have an enlongated head and a haircut that makes it worse but refuses to be reasonable!
Hey Ryan you gonna finally talk to a woman?
No man I’m too scared she’s gonna ask for my height

Cmon man this is why we call you the terroroompa
by Sidbjskfjdhr by January 22, 2024
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Anyone saying no to imperialist powers are terrorists
Freedom fighters resisting imperialist rule are terrorists because they are supposed to welcome imperial powers with open arms and give away all their resources.
by freedomdiarhea January 29, 2024
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Terrorist ball

A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.

If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.

Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.

Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.
He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0
by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023
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TERRORISM

I think I just committed terrorism in your bathroom
by Cookypookie November 27, 2023
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no, islam is not a terrorist organisation. Who ever told u that is a complete wasteman frfr ontp.
“Johny, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“…Erh, i wanna be a terrorist.”
Excuse me?”
“Miss, i want to be a terrorist.”

bro u is a terrorist whoever reading this btw..🤷🏿 ♀️sorry doode.
by scream’sgf November 28, 2023
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Terrorist

Yeah, no, I keep saying I'm not that but you've all kind of decided to attribute to me all of the things I'm not and none of the things that I am.
Hym "Yeah, I mean 'terrorist' is a strong word... I prefer 'Lord and champion of the conceptual realm! Greatest mind who has ever lived! Better than everyone!' And 'Terrorists' implies that I use 'violence or the threat of violence for political reasons' whereas I use 'Being smarter and better than everyone to both solve the greatest mystery of the modern age and create A.I.' The threats of violence are superfluous and necessarily undercut my unparalleled brilliance. It's like Escanor's axe. I'm TOO brilliant so I need something to make me LESS powerful."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Terrorist

What whit people call brown people who defend themselves and stop white people from stealing their natural resources.
Brown guy setting in the desert:...
White guy 3000 miles away:...oh look oil. I'll take that...
Brown guy: Errr...hello? What do you think you are doing?
White guy: HEY quit stopping me from robbing you of your oil you terrorist. FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, HUMAN RIGHTS. Yaaa!!!!
by jalo357432221 April 3, 2024
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