by Viled-parrot August 20, 2022
Get the stealthysam77 mug.A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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A: I managed to pull off a stealth jack in a room with 3 people.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
by physically insane November 29, 2022
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Guy: Dude, i just totally stealthed past that guy.
Dude: yeah man, he only saw you when you got to the other side of the room!
Dude: yeah man, he only saw you when you got to the other side of the room!
by FallingDutchMan July 22, 2023
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by Nobody Posts June 29, 2023
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This adds the word Stealth to a word Griefing which was already coined by Industrio Melman May 1, 2004
Griefing - Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game.
We were winning the capture the flag game until Brian and Chris decided to started griefing and shot the rest of us in the back.
Stealth Grieving is when someone maliciously targets you and after succeeding blends back into obscurity and acts innocent of the harm that they have caused you while portraying themselves as innocent and exempt from the harm they have caused.
This adds the word Stealth to a word Griefing which was already coined by Industrio Melman May 1, 2004
Griefing - Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game.
We were winning the capture the flag game until Brian and Chris decided to started griefing and shot the rest of us in the back.
Stealth Grieving is when someone maliciously targets you and after succeeding blends back into obscurity and acts innocent of the harm that they have caused you while portraying themselves as innocent and exempt from the harm they have caused.
by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024
Get the Stealth Grieving mug.A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning
Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!
by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024
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