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no squirt september

so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september
girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D

girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
by idk thb November 1, 2021
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fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.
I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten
by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016
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Squirt Incident

An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.
"Do you squirt?" Asked Uzair
"Whats the squirt incident?"
by AOA Association March 5, 2025
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Squirt

When a girl pees on a guy during sex.

Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.

Synonyms: pee
“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”

“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”

“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019
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No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020
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Squirt tribute

When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.

A masturbation session where u reach

Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.

Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "

"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
by Incest Blunder December 7, 2020
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Choccy Squirts

The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014
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